This "college student" came to my house soliciting educational books. I meet all strangers at the door with Mr. Springfield, Mr. Beretta or a relative ;).. He saw me lock 'n load through the window... and laughed.
Arrogant SOB. I answered the door and told him to leave. He wouldn't. He asked me if I was (son's name)'s mom. Shocked me. I asked him where he got his information and if he had a permit from the county to sell door-to-door. He rattled off the law of my county in broken Russian (some accent I couldn't figure out).
I told him I didn't allow soliciting on my property or trespassing and he needed to leave. He said he had a permit. I told him to save it for the sheriff, he's on his way. He shoved a shiny brochure in my face. I shut the door in his.
Pissed him off. He did some weird antics with his hands. My son told him in teenage verbiage to LEAVE.
It was raining... a good monsoon rain. He went to his out-of-state car. Sat there... honked his horn several times, just being a jerk. ...20 min later, no sheriff. (We have a large county and the sheriff are spread pretty thin.)
He got out of his car, heading for the house again. I told him to get back in his car and wait because the sheriff wanted to talk to him...and not come another step closer. He drove to the end of my street and waited.
I called the sheriff again. They sent Border Patrol to check him out.
5 BP vehicles and twice as many agents show up.
...Sheriff is close behind and when he arrives Mr. Arrogant tells him a bunch of lies... BP and sheriff believed ME. The guy was sketchy at best.
They ran him... nothing. Complaints all over the county, but nothing solid.
BP ran his visas.
Nothing again. clean.
I asked if he was a student. NO
How many visa's? One expiring, another good to let him stay.
Where's he from? Czech Republic.
How did he know my kids name? called him by his nickname even? HOW?
They all took turns questioning him. The younger agents were getting into it... Wanted him on anything. None of us trusted him. Too weird. No one liked that he knew my kids name...
Turns out he had a map and a list with way too much information. Knew teachers, students, bus routes... what time the kids got home.
But he was clean. Couldn't get him on anything. Sheriff said it happens more than you know.
So the deputy told him if he ever came back on my property he would be arrested.
He left. But not before racing his POS car down my driveway and nearly ramming a BP truck parked in my driveway.... on purpose. Pissed of the agent so they chased him awhile.
20 minutes later he shows up a my friends house. Her husband got rid of him, but he did 50mph down his street too.
What a week.