Nope. I'm not kidding.
There is such a thing as a chicken saddle. I laughed myself sick yesterday evening when I found out.
She has an old t-shirt on. With little wing-holes. To protect her from ROOSTERS.
You see, apparently she is the hot chick in the flock. So hot, her wings have had the feathers worn off them. Then the other hens (mostly the red-heads) pick at her feather-less spots and make them worse. But the roosters still think she's hot... so, 'round and 'round they go.
So now I have to use the pattern found on the internet to make a real chicken protector/saddle thingy before she's bald because apparently there are lots of hot chicks that have rooster and jealous hen problems.
Seems like calling it a saddle is just wrong though.
OK. Stop laughing now. I dare you....